"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
(logs into my online account) nice, I’ve hacked it
white boy: let’s play 21 questions ;)
white boy: you go first
me: why did you kill Martin Luther King jr. ?
tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me
when you follow someone and they follow back immediately
when you feel the first cramp